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Puppeteer's Cancer

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.

After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.

by Puppet Master April 27, 2018


Firework Cancer

When you develop firework cancer you shoot up into the sky then explode into chunks.

Peter:"Did you hear,Keith died"
Clementine:"Yeah he got Firework Cancer"

by GlenGibbs November 3, 2019


cancer face

When you lose weight, but your face looks like you have a disease.

That new diet made her body hot, but now she has cancer face.

by Dicwad January 16, 2016


cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.

Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.

by Caustirical October 20, 2018


burn cancer

when you roast somebody so hard they contract cancer

i gave toby burn cancer after we roasted him last week.

by SirVincent November 15, 2016


Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium

Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.

by Greg Brichton November 28, 2012


Cancer stick

Cigarettes

Hey, throw me one of those cancer sticks, I need a smoke.

by BongJhing May 13, 2016