Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.
After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.
When you develop firework cancer you shoot up into the sky then explode into chunks.
Peter:"Did you hear,Keith died"
Clementine:"Yeah he got Firework Cancer"
When you lose weight, but your face looks like you have a disease.
That new diet made her body hot, but now she has cancer face.
The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.
Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.
when you roast somebody so hard they contract cancer
i gave toby burn cancer after we roasted him last week.
Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium
Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.