n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.
That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.
The female equivalent of spanking the monkey.
Sarah was late for dinner because she was juicing the clam.
Another word for masturbation for a girl
I caught my daughter picking clams the other day.
When a woman has freckles all over her pussy.
Paul likes fucking Tracy because she had a speckled clam. He said he would rub his cock from dot to dot till he hit her vagina!
Boiling The Clam
When a woman masturbates in the shower using boiling hot water.
Female 1: Man, I'm having a hard time walking today
Female 2: Why?
Female: I was Boiling The Clam this morning.
When two separate plans intertwine perfectly, creating one extremely well planned plan.
Things worked out into a nice little clim-clam!