jammy clam

Vagina during menstruation

Marie: "It's that time of the month, got such a jammy clam"

Lizzie "Not tonight, got a jam clam going on"

clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

Love Clam

Another name for pussy.

I was licking her love clam when it squirted.

clam carnival

A sausage fest for girlz

Betsy invited Susanne and Gertrude over. Little did they know, they were having a clam carnival.

Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

Clam Brother

When two people have had sexual intercourse with the same woman

"My clam brother" said Ryan to Robert, Robert is scared, confused, and ashamed.

Clam Shovel

A wicked awesome utensil used for shoveling that chow down your gullet.

Grab your clam shovels, and let's get chowdering!