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When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.
What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.
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A gate vault is a Technique used in Parkour}. It is mainly used to get over high obstacles such as a tall fence which is too high to do any other vault over. A gate vault can have your legs flip over you or them just go to the side of you.
John came across a tall fence so he gate vaulted it.
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This is where you eat a ton of goldfish and then puke in her vagina and then fuck her.
Last night I ate a shitload of goldfish before having sex, and I had to throw up midway, so I threw up in her pussy and then kept on fucking her. Yeah, I golden gated her.
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A threesome with one man and two women. One woman ride's the guy's erect penis, the other woman receives oral pleasure while sitting on the guy's face, and the two women grab onto each other's shoulders for support.
Hello, ladies! Say, how would you two angels like to come back to my place for some Heaven's Gate action?
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This Neighborhood In Raeford (Bucktown), NC Right Outside Fayetteville,NC Where The Rich Kids (& some less fortunate ones) & Rich White People Live & This Neighborhood Also Has a Whole Lot Of Stuck Haters Except Brittany & Calvin. Ya Dig & A lot Of Negroes That Just Wanna Fuck Everything With A Pussy & 2-4 Legs & Have No Respect For Any Girl that live there. & Some People Are just stupid In this Neighborhood; Its popular For Drama :)
Kid #1 - Yo What Neighborhood You Live In?
Kid #2 - I Live In West Gate.
Kid #1 - Yo 4real? Damn Yo Ass Must Be Rich Or Something. & I Know you got some drama up in there
Kid #2 - Something Like That. I'm know as the hoe of the neighborhood & I only did one person.
Kid #1 - Damn that must suck.
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When you nut on a girls braces and they look like pearly gates
"bro I gave Ashley pearly gates last night"
"nice bro"
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In 90's there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a space ship. Several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, 'cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. Once a room was found with 30 Heaven's Gate members who had commited suicide. They thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the spaceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.
They claim to be Christian, but they're a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. There's a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.
Poor Sod: I'm lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. I should go join Heaven's Gate Cult! A cult would fill the void!
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