Call me when you want

A lyric of the song named:Montero by Lil nas X

When someone says this sentence, most people continue the lyrics.

Y/n:CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT
Random person :CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED

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me when the j is sus😳

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.

Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.

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When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

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you'll get it when your older

A common statement used by High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of high school cliques.

Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?

Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...

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when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

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Your not you when your hungry

Snickers ad

Person1: beatboxing good

Person2:beatboxing bad

Person3:Your not you when your hungry have a snickers
Person2: omega rap beatbox win

I was born when I was 4

I was born when I was 4😒😨😛💪😼😍

Person1: what year were you born

Person2: I was born when I was 4