gay land

Gay land is a place where the soul or the energy of the gay lives, it can be everywhere, the only rule is that it can be gay land only if a gay touched this place or something that belongs to this place.

Kid: mom mom!!!
Mom: what ?
Kid: are you gay?
Mom: if ur dad is gay it means that im gay too
Kid:excellent!!!
Mom:* touching the table*
Kid: Nooooooo, now i live in the gay land
Mom:don't worry now you are not alone

4👍 1👎

The Promised Land

1.) A place in where a person finds to be so desirable with its decadence and purity, it is oftentimes only dreamed about.

2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.

3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.

Examples:

a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.

1.) Oh man, finally after a month of serious wining and dining, Becky led me to The Promised Land! It was heavenly!!!
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.

4👍 1👎

land mammal

generally female, a person of grotesque proportions and general unclean appearance. although exactly acurate referring to one in this way points out their animal like quality.

whoa! did you see that fuckin' land mammal walkin into white castle.

6👍 1👎

Curry Land

A play performed in basketball that requires making a shot excessively behind the three point line.

That boy just banked it from Curry Land.
Go ahead pull up from Curry Land.

4👍 1👎

Frog land

Frog land is a discord server where gay and emo people hangout and talk about vaginas.

I love the server frog land.

5👍 1👎

the land of boggs

An amazing person about mostly 2 boggs called boe and boggo and every episode it would have a topic

OMG THE LAND OF BOGGS LIKED MY POST

4👍 2👎

Mallu Land

Lulu Hypermarket Qusias the paradise of every mallu kid

Mom: We are going to lulu(Mallu Land)
Son : Can we not got to the dress area

Mom: Sorry we have to go there
Son Whhyyyyy

4👍 1👎