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Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time
I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin
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ex: hey jason, you can put your weed in there man!
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visions of wealth and / or grandeur. paper representing, of course, money
'imma get myself rich of those there paper dreams alone'
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(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.
The plethora of momentum paper on the ground suggests that we're out of shit paper.
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i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.
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A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.
Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.
Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.
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Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.
"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"
"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"
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