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An excuse to kill another person, needing no further explanation or preparation.
Jeff: Yo bra, why you stab me?
"Bra": God's will, buddy.
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1 "dog" backwards
2 Believed to be the higher power - creator of the universe
3 Someone who proved his presence a long time ago to three different people in three different ways and got them to kill each other in the crusades - but I think he had his reasons
1 "Ayo! Did you know "God" is "dog" backwards?!"
2 Read the bible
3 Guy #1: Muslams! Jews! Christians! Who's telling the truth?
Guy #2: All of them!
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The Divine Power of the Universe and the giver of all life, inclusing yours, which not one of you here seems grateful to. God is not Marilyn Manson or a hooker or some fictional guy. He is very real and gave his blood for you all.
"You should all be ashamed that you talked about God like he's some kind of joke. He's not. He's real and you need to respect!"
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-A being that obviously not many people here believe in...
-An all powerful being that created everything, whether by evolution of whatever, and is SO powerful we can not even begin to understand him!
-A being that is so different than a human because if one of us had that much power, we would go mad, and do all sorts of things like changing the laws of nature every other day, making all women walk around nude, make up animals all the time, and make alot of the ranting people on the def of this word right!
-He's better than you and you know it!
-He doesn't have to be praised day and night, and he doesn't care if you follow a strict set of rules, as long as you believe in him, and repenty at some time, you will go to heavan, which sure beats going to hell and burning and having your soul broken! (do you even know what it would feel like to have your soul attacked? No i didn't think so!)
-A Great thing many people are too blind to see can accept that not everything in this world make sense!
-A being scienctists believe the mere theory of evolution disproves!
-You don't get everything you pray for! Good things happen to bad people, and bad things happen to good people! But God Didnt Make It That Way! We Did! So Suck It Up And Pray Abit!
-A being people are trying to get out of our governamtn and schools and yet are wondering why the worlds going to hell!
"Excuse me I'm gonna go pray to God for your souls now, and trust me, we'll see who right and whos wrong soon enough! Though if you're right, then we wouldnt exist! But if I'm right, PARTY AT HIS HOUSE! (i'll remember you as i look down)
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the figment of ur imagination that makes so many people kill themselves. great god u got there people.obviously brimmin with love. and u all no its just a phase. what the fuck happened to isis, anubis or zeus? they were real remember? at least, thousands of greeks romans and egyptians thort so. and all u 'adults' who indulge in this ignorance that i see wavin ur hands and cryin about wen i flick to the god channel to hav a good laff at, u make me sick. and then, u hav a good giggle at children for believin in santa. HA!. children hav got more evidnce of santa than u have of god. wen was the last time God put an Xbox in ur stockin?
martyr= because of my love for almighty God, i will kill myself and many others for the cause, cos thats wot ive been taught
Christian miles away watching the news= ill turn a blind eye to the fact that this is all cos of a non existant person, cos im ignorant like that. and im supposed to be a respectable member of society. i need help
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