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Any sexual act where the giver uses his/her hand(s).
Seeing as he could tell she was getting in the mood, he decided to move in for the hand shave.
Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.
Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.
“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”
“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”
Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.
Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.
A poker hand that consists of a King and a Nine.
Wow! I can't believe your Vick Hand (K,9) held up against Snowmen (8,8).
The smell on your hands after you’ve picked your Bum.
“Ew get your bummy hands away for me”
An act of "teamwork" in which people pile up their hands, usually followed up by a cheer.
"Hand-Stack being initiated, pile them up!"