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Brother of Tony, he can be found when out skiing or snowboarding usually in the trees but not confined to them. He can also be found when attempting to jump off a cliff. He's pesky and you'll know when you run into him. But Great guy
He also responds to his alter ego Tomahawk
I sent a cliff went nose heavy and then all of a sudden our buddy Thomas Hawk came out of nowhere
Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"
"no"
A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.
A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.
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thomas the train
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When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”
Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!
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A blond person with long hair, who loves listening to rock music.
Thomas Crew went to the rock concert
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The best coach ever, who currently manages Chelsea and is their best coach since Jose. Plays a 3-4-2-1 which is pog.
Did you see the way Chelsea played against Tottenham? Shoulda scored more!
Yeah, its thanks o Thomas Tuchel.