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The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden
The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy
the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."
the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.
"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!
A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."
or
On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
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An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.
Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.
Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.
If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.
"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
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An Asian man who is White Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is White Washed would be called an Aunt Chong.
Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Joe: Huang, you are such an Uncle Chong!
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