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Rooted in the expression: "Hung like a horse", a Unicorn Dick or UD, refers to a exceptionally large penis with the magical powers of a Unicorn. These powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the UD, making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a UD can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the UD.
I don't understand why she is with him, he has no job, he treats her like shit, and he spends all her money.
He must have a Unicorn Dick.
Whatever dude, Unicorns aren't even real.
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The ultimate male find for any women who is sick and tired of the same old dis-respectful treatment.
This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.
He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.
A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.
*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.
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When one straps a dildo to ones forehead and bangs another in the ass. Neighing and frolicking in the process.
Sven worked the brown unicorn on my turd cutter like Legend last night.
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A heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-sexual men, including: Ryan Seacreast, Adam Levine, and my father.
Check out his unicorn horn! Do you think he gets man-icures too?
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A herd of Unicorn. (Plural: Unicai.)
"Hey, see that herd of horses over there?"
"No you cunt, they have horns. It's a Unicorn fritz. ^_^"
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Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.
"I couldn't get it up, so I just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn."
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Crotch unicorn has - commonly - three typical meanings.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.
1. "Oh gosh cherry lip blossom, my unicorn friend - stay away from that crotch unicorn!"
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.
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