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unruly vagina

An unruly vagina is one which is basically having a bad hair day. A vagina with pubic hair that is out of control.

1. Sheesh Joanne, you shouldn't wear your bikini until you get that unruly vagina under control.

2. Enola's unruly vagina was not a deterrent to those who would have her.

3. Deborah's unruly vagina could not be tamed, so she begrudgingly opted for a Brazilian.

by Princess SweetPea November 10, 2011

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Honorary Vagina

The title given to
1) a male who voluntarily hangs around with girls rather than guys.
2) a male who will not pass on gossip/rumors/secrets he has learnt about girls to his male friends .

Colin's strapped on his honorary vagina for his big night out with the girls.

Ben won't tell us his secret about Melissa, he's got such a big honorary vagina.

by BJ51 November 12, 2008

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ganesh of Vaginas

Extreme complexity

"Neptune is over 2 billion miles away from Earth and was the first planet found by mathematical prediction rather than by empirical observation., now that’s a Ganesh of Vaginas!"

by max plinth June 28, 2012

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Vagina Cleaner

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.

"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"

by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


shitty vagina

Shitty vagina is a rare and devastating occurrence which in most cases is when a guy spends all night pumping drinks in to a girl at the bar until reaching the girls approval for late night drunken sex only to get her to his place to find out that he got her so drunk she shit her pants and as we all know dumb whores love tight clothing so tight in fact that it pushes the shit from her ass hole across the taint and strait in to the vagina there fore creating a shitty vagina

guy 1: so i spent all night get this girl drunk at the bar last night

guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place

guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a shitty vagina
guy 2: uh gross

by censae January 15, 2011

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


vagina power

A phrase started by the infamous public access TV show host Alexyss K Tylor.
Vagina Power means to not let the pussy be offguard and let any penis go all up in your vagina. Vagina Power and Penis Power are always constantly in battle, but if women stand strong in Vagina Power the will win.

Stand in Vagina Power and manifest your destiny!

That girl has no Vagina Power, she lettin people play her outta her pussy!

by Horace Boonerstone September 1, 2007

49πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


vagina berry

When your wipe your vagina after urinating with soft toilet paper and it clings

Man that toilet paper was so soft it left a vagina berry

by missynau July 31, 2011

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