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valentine/julian

REALLY REALLY COOL AND HOT AND ATTRACTIBE GHUY!!!!!!! he leiks gacha heat and gacha life....(and south aprk!!) one of thge best peopl youll evber meet 🤤

person 1: not all men.
person 2: youre right, valentine/julian could never.

by eryrlk April 04, 2022


Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine

Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision

by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013


Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018


Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.

"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"

by Beer Knowledge February 14, 2017


ramleathal Valentine

A dumbass skill-less character in the game: Guilty Gear Strive. She's just retarded coomer bait and has no personality and pails in comparison to the giga chad: Sol badguy.

Kid: I love ramleathal she's my waifu Dad: fuck off ramleathal Valentine sucks balls. Kid: BUT THE TEIRLISTS!!!! dad: leaves and never comes back

by Sugon69 December 10, 2023


No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022


kate valentine

@k8valentine

I really wish I was kate valentine.

by KVanity October 09, 2021