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Listening to an amazing song for the first time ever, and all you can do is sit there with your mouth open and hope it goes on forever.
Person 1: WOW, I just listened to Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin for the first time ever! The solo was ****ing amazing!
Person 2: Yeah, I lost my song virginity to that one a long time ago...now I just sleep for 6 minutes and wait for the solo.
Someone who is a virgin in their free time.
I could play through a game, no problem, no help required...
But I'm more of a recreational virgin.
A non-virgin who has not been involved in sexual activities for a prolonged period of time, to the point where their virginity can be reclaimed again.
Bros, Kylie hasn't been with anyone in the past 6 months, can't wait to take that reborn virginity.
1) Someone who has never had sex in their dreams.
2) Someone who, because they are married and would feel guilty, always stops just short of doing it in their dreams.
Well, I was dreaming that I was in this hotel room making out with a smoking hot girl, but I couldn't go through with giving it to her because I'm married and in my dream think "I can't cheat on my wife"! This happens every time I get close to having sex in my dreams, thus I am, unfortunately, a dream virgin.
A "Shirley Temple" for black people.
Hey boi, I gotta work in the morning order me a virgin Denzel.
Named after undergraduate coeds of Baylor University who believe that they can retain their virginity by exclusively having penetrative anal sex rather than vaginal sex, thereby saving themselves for marriage. Similar to the Poophole Loophole.
Sarah wants to save her p-hole virginity for marriage, so she's only letting me get up in those butt-guts. So, she's not like a real virgin, but she is a Baylor Virgin.
A person who is inexperienced with movies.
Have you seen Practical Magic?
No...
Oh my god, you're a movie virgin!