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Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")

Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.

by WarWeasel August 29, 2024


Walmart wagyu

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.

Bro check HER out”

“She’s alright I guess…”

“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”

by goddamn_batman August 11, 2022


Walmartitis

State of being fed up with working for walmart.

The stress of working for walmart causes a case of walmartitis

by Capricornmom June 5, 2015


Walmartitis

The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.

While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis

by pseudonymic_account September 2, 2013


white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.

Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.

by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023


boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018


Walmart music

Walmart music

Walmart music - When you go to Walmart at 3 am after drinking a 24 pack of beer and eating an 8/th of mushrooms

by Nicknameofanalias February 21, 2020