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Grab a alcohol beverage of your choice , make sure it’s in a bottle *makes it easier*
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
Can’t really be used in much of a sentence, but on a side noye, enjoy! welsh wank
phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony"
matt: "that shit is not cool"
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An abbreviation of the name for the practice of 'tantric wanking'. This is when one masturbates to the point of near ejaculation, but then suddenly removes his hand from his penis and proceeds to sit on it in a meditatory stance, thus ceasing the self-stimulation. The wanker repeats this process over the course of two to three days. Needless to say the result is incredibly spectacular, but can unfortunately result in knob-ache.
Boy 1: Where have you been for the past week?
Boy 2: I was having a tank wank
Boy 1: woah.
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British army slang for a bed.
Get out of them fucking wanking pits!
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Your wank tanks are your testicles or balls. where your cum is stored.
K.B. :i need to go unload my wank tank
L.W.: Niceeee!!!
or.....
i need to let my wank tanks start shooting
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To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.
What did you get up to this weekend?
watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon
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An official, or other duly appointed person, who presides over masturbatory activities in the interests of health and safety. Wank Marshals are properly trained and equipped to ensure safe practice and generally offer a rapid response, aiming to be on-site within 15 minutes. “Assisted relief” is also offered by some marshals for an additional fee.
I think I’ll bash one off... better call a Wank Marshal.
I almost killed myself during an asphy-wank, were it not for the helpful intervention of Sev the Wank Marshal.
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