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Star Wars

Not Star Trek

For the last time Billy, Star Wars is not Star Trek

by YaBoyCheesecake December 5, 2017

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Nerdsole War

Also known as the console war between xbox360, ps3, and wii.

<nerdsole warrior #1> lolo xbox360 pwnz all
<nerdsole warrior #2> no ps3 wins all day
<nerdsole warrior #3> wii fit crushes halo

by Faustuss2 September 6, 2010

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War Room

place where eavesdropping equipment is not allowed. Place to plan a war out of the ears and eyes of the public

Trump is preparing a war room in the whitehouse.

by Kayangelyn May 27, 2017

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Contract Wars

A Russian based Free to play First person shooter with RPG elements. It runs on the Unity engine and is browser based. It is a depiction of where all combat is taken on by private military companies (P.M.C.s). All of the fighting shown is between B.E.A.R. and U.S.E.C. groups. It has great graphics, it is pretty balanced, has interesting maps, and focuses entirely on multiplayer games. It can be played on Kongregate and Facebook.

Gilda: "Hey what is a good shooter game that not every one has hear of yet?"

Gustav: "Contract wars is pretty good."

Gilda: "Cool, I'll try it out."

by Gak!? June 4, 2014

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Gnomes of War

a bunch of gnomes with axes and shovels waiting for you to walk outside one night.

Gnomes will attack u at night if u dont watch out. Especially the Gnomes of War.

by Mutant Gnomes June 2, 2006

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war helmet

putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.

I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.

by Quagmire April 3, 2003

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Revolutionary War

The war most American schoolkids have continuously hammered into their brains, without really understanding.

In brief and colloquial terms for slow-witted teens:

Colonists were pretty pissed off at mama-san Britain for the policies she created after the French & Indian War, so toss in a shitload of taxes and acts, and you've got even more rage. Colonists start getting bratty in regards to paying the taxes and obeying the acts they see as unfair, and British throw even more at the bastards, without warning. Now REALLY angry, colonists start banding together thus boycotts and protests (think Boston Tea Party) erupt. Thomas Paine steps in with "Common Sense" and says "Hey, colonial dudes, independence from the Brits = pretty sweet idea." At first people call him insane, but soon enough THE WAR BEGINS. Yada yada Loyalists and Patriots yada George III. Ben Franklin goes to France and gets them to help the colonists out. Brits first seem to take the lead. Colonists eventually regain strength and topple Brits in the end. July 4th, 1776 = Declaration of Independence, among other things, but hey man, THE WAR WAS STILL GOING ON WHEN THEY WROTE IT. Articles of Confederation (American Constitution Sr.) is pretty much the nail in the Brit/Colonial connection coffin.

Voilร . A new nation.

note: I'm not a professor, so this of course is not some exact, blow-by-blow description of the war.

I hope you now change your definition of the Revolutionary War, American. Better cross out that "Yeah, the British were like TOTAL DICKS, so we were like FUCK THAT, WE'RE AMERICA, so we fought 'em. Wait, England = Britain, right?"

:)

by schnookummomookums August 5, 2006

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