When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on
"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."
The Gridiron Football team formerly known as the Washington Redskins. Also known by their initials, WTF.
2021 is shaping up to be another disappointing year for the Washington Team of Football, affectionately know by all as the WTF, after being favored by many to win the NFC East at the start of the season.
Only smokes weed when under the influence of caffeine.
Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.
When you give fellatio to someone with kidney stones
Last night hurt when Francine gave me a Washington Boba Tea!
a public school in south jersey filled with heroin addicts, gangster g's, and the occasional prep/punk (Not to mention the oral sex giving Smonkeys who love anything that gets hard). about 99.9% of the kids engage in drugs or alcohol the other .1 percent is deceased..the parents pay nothing but there kids get a free lesson in snorting coke
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The Washington school that all the stoners go to because they were to busy smoking weed in high school to get into the University of Washington.
Person: “Oh where do you go to school”
Me: “Western Washington University”
Person: “Shit bro can I get a gram?”
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The act of freezing male ejaculate into the form of an ice cube and then making someone add it to their drink
Becca loves having my Washington ice cubes in her coke!
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