He is a hot little guy with a hat, he always wants me to suck his dick but I say no. So, I tell him I will only if he does. So Landon has got a huge cosmically large cock.
Landon u r Landienie with the big weenie *moans
A type of disability usually accompanied by the symptoms of your weenis disattaching from your body and accelerating until it reaches the stratosphere at any random moment in time.
"You have Projectile Weenis Syndrome? Man, that's gotta suck, im sorry bro."
A Penis when it is fully erect, usually when the Penis is flowing with blood.
"Dude! I got a red hot weenie!"
Don't fall off that cliff or you'll bite the green weeny.
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to misunderstand someone for something very inappropriate. Similar to a Freudian slip.
Bob: I just did another
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"
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A phrase often used to describe an illiterate fetus boy by the name of Josh Edwards
Nice person 1: Ew, have you talked to Josh today?
Nice person 2: Yes, *eye roll* I very much dislike that that ultra meanie weenie
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Level 7 weenie/penis/dick. An achievement of having a 7 inch penis that has been inside a minimum of 10 vaginas of equal or higher age, should be seen as a sign of power and confidence to rival God unless in the presence of a higher level
Bob: He has unlock the legendary d 7 weenie
Jeff: Impossible that's only possible with a dark type
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