me when the j is sus😳

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.

Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.

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One Time When Fuck You

A Phrased Use When You Are Telling A Story To People One Fuck Ass Decides To Interrupt You Or Just Something To Say So People Think You're Gonna Tell A Story But It Just Leads To A Fuck You .

Example 1
You : Hey One Time I Was Riding An Electric Scooter And ...

Person : * Interrupts You * Oh That Reminds Of This One Time ..

You : * Interrupt Back * Oh Yeah It Reminds Me Of That One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : Oh Hey One Time When Fuck You

Person : Dick ..

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When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

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you'll get it when your older

A common statement used by High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of high school cliques.

Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?

Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...

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when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

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see you when the mud dries

It means:
I will see you after the flood waters recede and "the mud dries" so you can drive on the dirt roads again.
What you say to someone when you know they are going to be cut off from dirt roads due to flooding before the big wet or annual monsoon across northern Australia during summer
Northern Australian slang. Effects people from northern WA NT and FNQ (Far North Queensland)

All right mate, got enough beer, smokes and tucker to get you thru?
YEP.
OK. see you when the mud dries!

when yi cannae widnae didnae

Scottish slang words explaining a situation in which one or more people are incapable of the action previously stated

Haw billy?
Wit boab?
Did yi eat aw ma bacon?

Naw I didnae how?

When did yi didnae?
When I couldnae widnae didnae!

If someone is refusing that they did said action then this is when yi cannae widnae didnae

Understand?