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Someone who is mentally/emotionally unstable. Who may hide it in real life, but post about it on social networking websites. Often noted to want to commit suicide. Someone who listens to heavy black and death metal music. Known to threaten to commit suicide but is to big of a pussy to actually go threw with it. Someone who acts like a complete douche in real life and hides what his false intentions are by posting them on Facebook instead of in real life situations.
Person1: Did you hear that Andrew tried to kill himself last night?
Person 2: Oh you mean he posted how "depressed" he is on Facebook then cried himself to sleep?
Person1: Yes....
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a man with a very very small penis. im talkin pinky nail status
you call that a penis? Andrew.
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Andrew is a complete asshole who asks for nudes but always ends up getting rejected. Andrew is the type of guy that would stay a virgin till he was around 50 because no one wants to be around him and his fucked up teeth, he fights with girls and makes fun of them till he realizes he fucked up hes chances of getting nudes and tries to fix it, and fails
Andrew: Aye, ____ send nudes
Girl: Hell no
Andrew: Why
Girl: You ugly asf
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A gay shit that should kill himself
O look it’s andrew I heard he should kill him self
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A person who your friends think are tall, dark, and handsome, which you don't see.
Not all Andrews are Jewish.
Person 1: Which Andrew?
Person 2: There's only one Andy.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure there's two Andrews.
Person 2: You know... Tall, dark, handsome...
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Jewish...
Person 1: Oh. That Andrew.
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Andrew is a very likable person. He has a beautiful smile and eyes that will take your breath away. He is very athletic and smart. Sometimes he can be immature and inappropriate, but that is all the reason to love him more. He can be your greatest hello but your worst goodbye. He will always keep you guessing. He can completely hurt your feelings without noticing, but it's only because he doesn't hold back whats on his mind. He will never bore you. There is always something to do with him. Even if that means talking for hours about nothing. Sometimes you get scared that you might lose him because there is something about him that no one else has. Andrew will always leave something there to remind you of how great he is. But, the only down side to Andrew is that he has a hard time letting you in. He will be there for you, but it's difficult for you to be there for him. Maybe it's because he has walls built up or maybe it's that fact that he doesn't have a care in the world. Whatever it is, something makes him shut off. Andrew is a very special soul. He will make you love him. He will catch your attention like no other and he will take the biggest piece of your heart. Andrew will make you happy, and he'll make you laugh. He's different. He's a little crazy and kinda awkward. But, his beautiful smile and gorgeous eyes alone can make your day.
"Sometimes I wish I could tell Andrew how much I cared about him, but I can't... I guess I'm just afraid of his reaction."
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There was a young boy. His name was Drew. Drew didn't give a shit about his grammar. His friends were named Adam and Owen. His mom was about to have another baby and she asked around for name ideas. Drew said, "Mom, how about my friends' names??" She said, "Oh, let's see... you have an Adam and an Owen... hmmm..." She didn't take either of those names into consideration, but Drwe kept repeating in his head, "and Adam and an Owen." In English class, Drew basically said screw vowels and used an "an" in front of every word that required an article. Adam, Owen, and Drew were so close that Drew would say, "We're like the Three Musketeers, except we have an Adam, an Owen, and an Drew." Adam and Owen were like "wot." and Drew was like "wot." and he kept repeating that same stupid phrase, "We're like the Three Musketeers, except we have an Adam, an Owen, and an Drew" to anyone who would listen. Teachers wouldn't correct him because his last two words tended to slur together, but they began to call him Andrew because that is what they thought he was saying his name as. And Drew didn't get upset because he thought they were just using the "an" as an article before his name, so he was content. Later on, about 14 months later, Drew's mom had her baby and it came out black. They named her Elaine. That is how the name came to be, all because of a grammatical misconception.
We're like the Three Musketeers, except we have an Adam, an Owen, and anDrew
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