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Carpool King

Carpool King (or simply CPK) is a term used for a person who is very sensitive to the environment and would like to carpool versus driving individual vehicles to the same destination. CPKs enjoy the company of others in the vehicle as it promotes great conversations and makes for a very enjoyable ride versus driving in your vehicle alone. And thus, CPKs are very well respected for both their concern for the environment and the conducive ability to facilitate conversations and to make the car ride more enjoyable. Every large group greater than 3 should have a CPK.

Mark : Yo Whadduppp! I'm jonesing for some Pho - let's hit up Pho Shizzle, aite? You feeling me bro?

Tim : No Mark, I don't feel you and I'm not your bro. Maybe we should carpool? Parking is kinda tight at Pho Shizzle and we should help reduce emissions.

Mark: Tim, that's so gangsta of you to consider the environment. You're so Carpool King man!

by Onscreen Goddess April 15, 2010


King Wasabi

The common miss pronunciation of Kemosabe. Kemosabe is a term of endearment from a character in The Lone Ranger.

Are you going to be ok King Wasabi?

Really supposed to be...

Are you ok Kemosabe?

by The real Wasabi October 6, 2019


King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.

Bro, you're the King of the Retards.

by Boomendo January 28, 2017


clutch king

A person who exceeds beyond expextations and will always have the necessities.

Man richard is the clutch king he always comes prepared.

by angbmcgowan April 10, 2016


Marcia-Kings

1. V. To have a heart of gold.
2. Adj. To be extreamly smart and jaw dropping beatuiful.
3. N. A law of nature that states that happiness is the closest thing yo perfection.

To lay on the grass watching the stars is the best thing in the world, it is the Marcia-Kings law.

by chuch10diez February 10, 2015


King's Seat

The toilet; the John

I was on the King's Seat for 40 minutes.

by Dong Monster June 1, 2013


suicide king

1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen

Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.

The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.

"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"

by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004

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