Kevin Smith

A rotund, insufferably smug oxygen thief inexplicably granted an endless supply of cash to write / produce / direct / 'act' in an agonising series of self-gratifying filmic shit.

'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.

It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.

Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.

I never thought my screenplay 'Lindsay Dawn And Deng Xiaoping In The Quest For The Cunt Of Mohammed' would sell until I saw Kevin Smith's 'Clerks 2'.

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Spectacular Smith

The sexiest guy in the group Pretty Ricky. He has the sexiest voice ever.

Look at Spectacular Smith, he is so sexy!!!

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Emmitt Smith

The Greatest Running Back of All Time. Played for the Dallas Cowboys for 13 Seasons, then went to the Cards for 2 seasons.

Emmitt is a PIMP. Thats why he's the all time leader of rushing yards.

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gerald smith

gerald smith is, hot
and he is a gangsta
and he is real nice
and real cool
he um, is a giraffe, a cool one

and he ordered a talking shirt
and likes ramen noodles
and faith hill
and pop tarts

gerald smith is cool cool cool school fool mool shool drool wool tool pool bool

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alex-smith

The art of finding the remains of a period in public toilets. This leads to the failure to urinate in the same toilet and sometimes vomiting.

If you decide to go to the toilet in college after a female classmate and she has left the remains of a period in the toilet. You then return to your class looking sheepish and frightened. The symptons of this are clear and include:
pale face
fixed pupils
nervous twitch where they have failed to urinate
This is known as an alex-smith.

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Silky Smith

Using the semen from your pecker as shampoo to make your hair look sleek and silky

Annie thought his hair was dirty but gave him a silky smith.

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Khloe smith

Look if you find any girl named Khloe smith KEEP HER

Shes hot, smart, and probably has glasses.
Most likey has brown and blond hair

But watch out she makes a lot of people fail no nut November

Jay: do you know khloe smith?
Jack: Yea

Jay: shes hot
Jack: SHES YOUR STEP SISTER!

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