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Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.
Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.
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A hole in a woman's shirt revealing her cleavage.
she thought she was dressing classy but the boob window made her look trashy.
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Heaven and cancer packed in one cock
Some guy: Hey I just upgraded to Windows 11!
Another guy: You mean downgraded?
Basically every Windows 10 user.
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Going on the social media of somebody whose attention you want to get and like three of their less recent pictures to show your interest in a somewhat subtle way.
Dude 1: so did you DM her?
Dude 2: nah, that’s way too aggressive. I went with the window tap: much more subtle
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When a woman wears a button up shirt and its tight across her boobs, and the shirt comes open between the buttons.....you can see inside her shirt and see her boobs!!
Christie, thats a tight shirt you have on today, i can actually see a "window to heaven"
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1. Seat with the better view.
2. From a business stand-point, when an employer is given a fancy title because of his/her reputation in the past but in the present is fairly useless as far as the business itself goes.
1. Jon took the window seat of the airplane to view the skies.
2. Jon got promoted to 'High Executive Manager'. He doesn't really do anything important since his work has gone stale but he is kept in the company simply because the public has known him for so long it'd be awkward to see him out of it.
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A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.
Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!
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