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The mucus wipe is performed to a female who has mucus deficiency in her pussy. The male blows his nose into the girl’s pussy and wipes his nose using her pussy lips.
Jeremy should get the Nobel Peace Prize for helping out mucus deficient women by performing the mucus wipe.
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some idot mother fucker
the fuzz is just a hole shitload of asswhipes
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The act of using your own sock to clean up after sex. Usually necessary when you are in a car and have no other options. This can be used on yourself and to clean up the chick's box (if you are courteous). If not, use it on yourself and clean the leather seats.
After banging that chick in my car, I had no choice but to pull a sock wipe.
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A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also Poofter Chook for a description of the outcome.
Hey Gabe, the price of those engineers is way too high! You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
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The wiping of ones arse with one or several baby wipes after defecation. The soft baby wipes are gentle on the sfinkter and have the added bonus of a washing effect, making the user feel fresher than with regular paper. The sensation of luxury feels even more prevalent when the user has diarrhea with a very sore sfinkter or feces that is particular sticky making cleaning with regular paper particularly time consuming. If the user cannot access baby wipes one can improvise by spitting on regular paper. Face wipes used to remove make up will also do nicely.
The other day when I visited Tom and Claire they had prepared curry vindaloo for supper. The stuff went right through me though and within minutes on the toilet gave me a burning ring of fire. The pain was so bad it made my eyes water. Thank fuck they had baby wipes laying on the shelf so at least I could have a luxury wipe.
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Wiping your anus with toilet paper when you use the bathroom.
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Whipped; Completely controlled by your boyfriend or girlfriend, in most cases the girlfriend is the one in control
Man, Logan used to be so chill until he met Xavier, now he's so wiped down it's not even fun to spent time with him anymore.
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