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A prank or practical joke involving the use of fecal matter.
Shortly after placing her dinner in the microwave the whole lunch room smelled like shit. Cindy knew that her room mate Had played a poop trick on her.
The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
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We were having sex doggy style and instead of my putting it in my vagina he gave me a poop boop. Good thing I didn't have tacos for lunch.
Also, the poopman.
Comes in his poop truck to suck the poop out of the sewer system (and other things that get stuck there).
The poopman is very popular in places where they have cesspools in the houses (like in the majority of Europe)
Oh my gosh! The poop collector is digging with his poop scoop in the poop truck's storage space, looking for gold!
Nah, he's just stirring the poop!
He loves the poop so much that he can't wait to make love to it when he's home!
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Management style of not paying much attention to things until the deadline and then criticizing the work thats been done.
What'd bet Jones comes by today and pulls a swoop and poop.
The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.
"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"
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The goosebumps you get when you need to poop really bad and its a deep set poop. Like one you know is going to be very meaty. Poop bumps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. If you get poop bumps, RUN to the bathroom.
John: "Hey man, id love to continue this conversation but I have to go so bad I have POOP BUMPS!"
Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"
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