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Band Camp

Some say it is the best place on Earth.

It is a place where every summer, a group of like minded, geeky and goofy kids with instuments all migrate to a common place to spend a week or two (three if you're serious) playing their instuments with each other. It is also a place where it's OK to wear your glasses instead of contacts.

The first time I ever went to summer camp, I went to BAND CAMP! And shall continue to do so....

by Janetjet March 22, 2005

308๐Ÿ‘ 185๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band Name

Something that high school musicians seem to spend an eternity settling on, and often resorting to random phrases, in jokes, and in the case of death metal bands a word to do with disease, death or witchcraft

Drummer: Dude we should totally name the band 'Ninjas on fire.'

Bassist: No loser that's a terrible band name, no one will take us seriously we'll never make it with a name like that.

Guitarist: You guys realize we can't play any songs and all we did was make a MySpace right?

by ChucklesMginty October 23, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


rock band

1. A group of people, most commonly three to five in number, who regularly congregate for the purpose of making music that will hopefully make them rich and famous and get them laid.

2. A video game for the Xbox 360 that allows a person to simulate the experience of being in a rock band. One can either sing or play guitar, bass, or drums. Can be played with everyone together in one room or separately online. Akin to what being in an actual rock band would be like if you only played covers and had more cheet on your shirt.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm in a rock band, let's do it. (Girl follows guy into cheap motel room.)

Guy: Hey baby, I play Rock Band, let's do it. (Girl stares indifferently, blinks.)

by roundthewheel January 10, 2008

70๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


band-hater

v.// A person who will tell everyone on the planet that a band is overrated, untalented, composed of hacks, and other such negative comments. Whether or not the person has actually heard the band does not matter, for the band hater finds pride in putting down musical talent, no matter how good or bad.

You know, I've never really heard Teddy listen to music, but I was listening to Korn yesterday and I found out that Ted's a real band-hater

by Chase Lawrence (only pussies leave e-names) May 4, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band Kid

A band kid, also known as a reddit kid, is a person whose humor consists if t-poses, deep fried memes, a severe misunderstanding of post-irony, the USSR (100% this person is non-communistic and thinks Stalin created communism), the ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ meme, and etc.
Sidenote: Not all people in band are band kids, and band kids not in bad are simply referred as a reddit kid.

Nathan: Have you seen what Kyle has been posting recently?
Damian: Yeah its just shitty 2018 memes and PewDiePie quotes. What a band kid.

by Actually_Sorabji August 21, 2022


marching band

Months of physical excretion that pushes even the best band student to their breaking point. It consist of a series of vocal commands such as gush and go, rep it again, and set this dot.

non musical friend: Marching band isn't a sport
Marching band student: What do you call running, marching and standing for three hours strait?!

by Marching.Band.Geek September 26, 2018


Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm

She gave him a band job, lucky fucker

by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021