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A class of sorts in high school. It is essentially a tech-ed type class in which you get to make projects out of wood. Typically a complete anarchy, and a source of injuries. Also, a rather suggestive term due to the fact that naughty things happen when you're around hard wood all day.
"This one time, in wood shop..."
to get a huge erection while playing video games
"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"
A bunch of teachers that are burnt out faggots and that only come to teach because they need a pay check to afford icy hot, so that they can go home and fuck them selves, while watching horse porn.
Delta woods teachers conversations:
Teacher 1: Yo what should I do with my paycheck?
Teacher 2: I don't know. Go fuck yourself maybe?
Teacher 1: Great Idea!
Teacher 2: How your class going
Teacher 1: define special ed
Teacher 2: a bunch of retarded kids
Teacher 1: There your answer
Acting like a thug/pimp/playa in a rural setting
"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out our tires" --Skin on "What it's Like EP
A name that means homosexual and very hairy down in the pubic area, usually smelling of ball sack and or wieners. A Richard Woods usually wouldn't shower or take care of anything to do with personal hygiene before going out in public.
Wow that guy over there should be named Richard Woods!
1) the physical hardening of a female's clitoris due to sexual arousal.
2) a pejorative term to denote the potential of arousal caused by an attraction of the sexual kind
"As much as I was trying to cover up my excitement I was sure that he could sense I had clitoral wood"
"Seth Rogan is one sexy fox. He gives me clitoral wood."
Pug Wood is a timber derived from the Pug Tree which has it's native roots deep in India's forest region. Pug Wood is short but incredibly stiff when 'aroused' by female counterparts. Women love being fed Pug Wood on a regular basis due to it's addictive taste and feeling of bliss it gives them afterwards. Therefore there are many repeat offenders who frequent being fed the Pug Wood once they have had the taste. Pug Wood also goes by a few other names including the Mistry-Willow and Raj Hardwood.
"Is she hungry? Feed her the Pug Wood'