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Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

by Buzzyfuzzsaw March 14, 2014


Honey Wrecked

When a girl is about to give your penis sucky sucky and she fills her mouth up with honey. She then proceeds to place your penis into her face hole and sucky sucky it. The honey gives it a rather thick and pleasuring feel allowing you to experience pure bliss and her to taste the sweet nectar. Yummy and tasty.

Ayyy boi your girlfriend honey wrecked me last night. Swag.

by SleazyJezus September 5, 2014


Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme

The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.

-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!

by Asshole11 February 6, 2024


Phone Wreck

Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.

I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.

by WisdomMan420 June 27, 2015


Shit House Wreck

Someone or something do disheveled or dilapidated to the point that it’s an eye sore.

Tammy was so wasted from drinking that she looked liked a shit house wreck.

The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasn’t condemned that shit house wreck yet.

by Dnurse15 December 1, 2024


Blowed Wreck

She blow him a kiss and he fell off his bike
Blowed- Verb , action, meaning pastence of inflation.

Wreck_ noun, thing, means results of an incident that can cause extream outcomes whether its negative or positive example: His last concerts blowed wreck.

Blowed wreck

by Fuck, Danm, can't. Could, can November 14, 2020


wrecked on

When you completely destroy someone's self esteem.

Ben: feminism is real look at the wage gap
Caden: you are a stupid cunt if you look at the numbers men under the age of 30 actually make less money than woman and if they got paid less for the same job then every business would only hire woman because they would have to pay less for the same job *wrecked on*

by Jdjfjjfjdjjdj March 8, 2017