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One the most well-known japanese rock band, famous for their lead singer kyo - a beach blond weird dwarf - who cries/screams/shrieks and (used to)spit fake-blood/sperm/saliva during the songs, their weird and stoical drummer Shinya, their (no longer) beautiful and androgynious bassist Toshiya and their two guitarists Kaoru (leader) and Die. Formed in 1998, they released 5 albums so far, and came in Europe (France and Germany) in summer 2005. Considered as one of the biggest visual-kei-related jrock bands (even though they officially no longer belong to that movement). They are (unfortunately) the priviledged target of -bad- fanfiction writers, who like/tend to introduce kyo as an irresponsible 12-years-old sleepy head, toshiya as a slut, kaoru and die as perverts, and shinya as a female.
Alex : hey, who's the hysterical blond screaming and scratchig his chest while rolling on the stage ?!
Love_toshiya_forever : what ? you don't know him ?! He's kyo from dir en grey, my future husband !!! I love him so much !! I've written twelve fics and forty-five lemons on them !!
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Fuck hoodie season. Grey sweatpants season is when all the boys wear grey sweatpants or give their grey sweats to their girl on Dec 1st - Jan 1st. 🥰
“Omg have you seen Alex and his grey sweats? They are so hot 🥵”
“It’s Grey Sweatpants Season so steal ya mans sweatpants!”
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yahir with a grey sweater is Our lord. an all powerful, voluptuous, shmexy, and illegal being. He is the one above all races, he is the savior he is the next Jesus Christ. NO he is even greater he is one that can shall call his equal. he is
person 1: Vamos a ofrecer nuestras nueces al santuario de yahir con un sueter gris
person 2: the fuck you just say, im sorry i dont speak retard
person 1:we shall offer our nuts to the yahir with a grey sweater sanctuary
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The coolest man to ever walk the face of the earth.
Kinda like Walker Texas Ranger, Except cooler
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( based on the novel by E.L. James)
a) the multiple facets of one's psychological profile/personality.
b) a more extensive repertoire- than even the Kama Sutra- of all the possible sexual positions,kinks and fetishes known to mankind throughout history and around the world.
even if you don't have all the 50 Shades of Grey , definition b), in your bag, don't worry; be more concerned with the 50 Shades of Grey definition a), when choosing your friends.
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A gigantic headed grey skinned Alien. It has extremly large black eyes. They abduct alchoholics, so no one believes there story.
Much like Bill Gates!
" Oh, yeah, last night i WAS abducted!"
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Old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.
person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.