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When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"
and Killed Hitler
("Hitler's fight')
The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.
John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?
A strawberry hitler is when a woman is on her period, inserts a finger into her bleeding vagina and retracts said finger and smears blood on another person's upper lip in the shape of a hitler mustache
Guy1: That bi chick gave me a strawberry hitler last night. It was sooo fucking hot.
Girl: Ew
Guy2: What the fuck is a strawberry hitler?
Girl2: *whispers in his ear*
Guy2: Lucky bastard!
A psychotically conceited or narcissistically ambitious female who viciously and compulsively goes through life turning any and every situation into an opportunity for her to separate the "superior and flawless" (like herself, of course) from the "loathsome and disgusting".
No matter the situation, it's a guarantee that she'll be openly treating certain people like rotting dog shit, while then turning immediately around and treating certain other people like blue-eyed Nordic royalty -- with her selection criteria being largely dependent on a person's ethnicity, beauty, physique, and apparent wealth.
She more often directs this treatment at males, although in certain circumstances she'll subject females to it, too. But the overriding point is that she just can't ever stop herself from doing it.
The term derives from Adolf Hitler's German youth programs, whereby he selected "pure Aryan" males and females for his indoctrination and breeding.
"Dude, you don't wanna wait in that line. The girl at the register will openly treat you like shit because you're not "master race" enough -- She's a total Hitler maiden."
A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.
Wow! I cant believe Andrew would try to hitler slap his own mother!
Any ambidextrous, German baseball player.
Klaus von Weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.
(from: The History of the Entire World, I guess By Bill Wurtz) the angry mustache model who hated the Jews for existing.
What do you think of my mustache? I tried to make it look like Adolf Hitler's
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