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Male sexual organ, used for penetrating ladies 30 years old or older that had offspring. Possess Magical powers with MILF's to make them do abnormal activities.
I was in da club an Bitches were all up on me. This one hoa made my MILF Wand start to rise.
I best friends Mom can't get enough of my MILF Wand, it's like her heroin but I'm not complaining.
Last night at the club we did karaoke with this soccer mom convention, then took one home to sing in to my MILF Wand all night.
dark magician id like to f***
guy 1 : i summon dark magician girl!
guy 2:now thats what i call a d-milf
when someones mom is a milf and you get a chubby.
kid: dude you mom is giving me a milf chubby.
son: thats gross dude, she's my mom!
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A person or group who wishes to pound that mature box until your hear the lips go "squishy squishy".
Anytime anyones mom get's porked
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Type One: A Granola MILF, or a MILF that enjoys the outdoors and eats particularly healthy.
Type Two: A lactating MILF, who has recently given birth.
Dude, did you check out that chick on the hiking trail, she was a total Soy MILF.
Dude, did you see that babe at the day care center, she was a complete Soy MILF.
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v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.
When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.
"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"
"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"
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The traces of milk that come out of a MILF's nipples when you give her tits a good squeezing and sucking. This generally happens for up to 4-5 years after they have given birth.
I just love it when my MILF girlfriend keeps lactating. When I suck her gorgeous little titties and see that white creamy milf juice come out it makes me want to spunk up all over her chest.
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