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Sam

A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him

I had a fun experience with Sam last night

by Awesomedicklick February 24, 2016

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Sam

A name given to those in the male gender. They tend to be liberal, not know what liberal means, argue even though they know they are going to lose, but they can also be nice.

Sam: "Let's go build houses in El Salvador!"
Fred: "Why? They can build their own houses. Why not spend the money you would use to fly there to pay them so you are not stealing jobs and ruining their economy."
Sam: "That's not how it's works! Gosh you don't understand!!!!"
Sam's Parents: "Well it's our fault for rasining him as a liberal."

by The Unspoken Truth June 6, 2017

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Sam

Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.

Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.

by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016

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Sam

(Short for Samantha) A short ass thot who is incapable of getting a boyfriend whoโ€™s best friend is Connor

Connor: Yo sam your short haha

by ConnorSmithWontSuckYourDick November 3, 2019

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Sam

Just a massive cunt

My mate Sam is a cunt

by -God420 December 6, 2019

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Sam

The girl with the name Samantha usually has a fat ass and is pretty but has a low intelligence level which is alright because she kind and funny

That girl Samantha really gets me

by Lovinallthepussy November 7, 2016

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Sam

just some dumbass that dosent know how to use common sense and thinks that he is a good lead member

Oh you're acting like Sam.

by IUnknownUserI September 21, 2018

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