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Someone who takes the "be honest to everyone" line way too seriously and is generally an asshole to everyone.
Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy:" You look good, but nothing compared to Girl #2"
Girl: " What an honesty dickhead."
Master dickhead aka Matthew James
“Oh did you hear what jack did last night, he was a proper Matthew James” (Master Dickhead)
“You are a full breed Matthew James”
A person who can out you for as much as 1p wet people fam
This dickhead pro outted me for that girl bruv he's a wetguy yuno
A Harry Potter stan who is toxic and cannot get a social life/a harry potter fan who uses LMFAOOO-, 😭😭😭😭BDISIEHSHDHS, etc.
potterhead: haha yu ar gey noob
timy: no yuo potter-dickhead
potterhead: dude u made fun of my name
me: stop being toxic DICKhead
timmy: get a social life
Jamal:”Nahh he’s done this twice today , he’s got dickheaditis”
The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina.
Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.
Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake
Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina
Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
“Hey Craig from deli remember when we performed that Dickhead McGee on that spanish cougar”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
Always with their best friends and time to time be a dick but there a good person and acts like a dinosaw
omg your such a dickhead dinosaw omg thanks