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A horrible smelling fart usually present after eating unhealthy food such as pizza which acts as an indication that you need to shit soon.
Guy: Yo, tryna play another round?
Pizza Fart Guy: Idk man, I’ve got pizza farts.
Guy: Shit, go to the toilet or something then!
A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.
Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).
"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"
"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."
when you fart, little square chunks flow graciously out of your butthole, with a squirt of greenish-brown liquid flowing out of the caboose.
oh, dude! i just blew chunks of fart in class! dude, the liquid was KILLER! it shot a hole right through my pants!
1) an urban metropolis which, instead of being polluted by smog and fuels, is polluted so heavily by the collective stench of the inhabitants' farts
2. a small, contained area which someone has profusely farted, thus creating a toxic, smoky environment filled with fart stench
1. johnny's apartment is located right in the middle of fart city, it really stinks
2. when I am working my retail job, I cropdust and gas up the entire length of the space so the building turns into a fart city
The double-handed calisthenics you use after you cut a big, swampy fart.
Darren caught a whiff of colon and realized that Mary was doing fart angels.
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This is the name for a group of friends who take great pride in their ability to fart. Each member has their own specific talents with farting, and their names display these great talents.
Members
Farts All Day - Ability to fart over 25 times a day
Fart Nasty - Ability to have incredibly digusting farts that are able to clear a room.
Sik Farts - Ability to enhance the smell of his farts through his own personal sickness.
Riggz Farts - Ability to light up a Newport cigarette with a fart.
Farter The Kid - Ability to Fart and rap simultaneously.
The Fart Boys are in the building. Man it smells. Man it stinks. Whats up?
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