Fruit of the BOOMS

Exploding underwear, mainly used by the Yemini faction of Al-Qaeda. Fashionably modeled by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab on Christmas Day, 2009, in a botched attempt to blow up a plane over Detroit.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: I'm here to pick up my uniform.

Al-Qaeda quartermaster: Ok here is your robe, your AK-47, and your Fruit of the Booms.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: ummm, ooooooh k.

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Fruit Cup

Male genitalia, since they are like a cup with two strawberries and a banana

Do any hot chicks want to eat my fruit cup? I have two strawberries and a banana

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Dragon Fruit

A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.

“How bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” “Nah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.”

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magical fruit

beans, for the make you toot.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat beans for every meal.

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Fruit Fly

The name for a woman or group of women who like to hang out with gay men.

Plural: Fruit Flies

Dude, Christina is such a Fruit Fly!

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Fruit boots

Street slang for rollerblades

No thanks, I don't need a ride, I've got my Fruit boots with me.

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Fruit Fly

1) A politically correct term for "Fag Hag," also known as the gay's best friend.

2) One, usually a human of the female gender, who attracts the attention of men of homosexual orientation.

3) A gay man's Bitch

Grace and Karen, from 'WIll and Grace,' are the two most celebrated FRUIT FLYS; each has her own gay with whom she may gossip and expiriment.

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