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The one who died for you and loves you very much and he is king. Rejoice for one day he will come again.
Born from a virgin now queen of heaven. Jesus is amazing and save from our sin, rejoice!
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like the unicorn jesus is fictional but is believed to be real by a large amount of people who also believe that their is a very large invisible man in the sky.
He is said to have died on the cross for our sins. Then came back and then died again.
person 1'Hey look a unicorn'
person 2'unicorns arent real idiot'
Person 1'hey look jesus'
person 2'what? where?'
person 1' jesus isnt real idiot'
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Christine's heavenly cleavage.
Dude i saw Jesus yesterday. It was awesome!
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1) Savior of fallen man, light of the world. See Christianity
2) Chuck Norris
Interchangable with Dave Fox
1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus
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teh main char in a good book (although NGE improved on it a lot)
some god fanboy: I hate NGE
jesus: well I hate you
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Jesus is a Jewish hippie who loves listening to The Beatles.
You: "Dude, The Beatles are awesome."
Me: "Yeah, I know. Jesus said the same thing to me the other day but i prefer Slipknot."
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