wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.

Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".

Issa wife

Meaning: that's my wife right there!
That's my baby momma over there.

Hey yo man! see that girl there? issa wife be over there

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Wife Beater

Stella Artois

Feeling RAF this morning, i've took sixteen pints of wife beater on board last night

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Stepford wife

An obedient unquestioning individual of either gender, usually in a high-ranking position at a multinational office (e.g. politics). Based on the 1972 novel of the identical title, this use of the term moves beyond the "cult of domesticity" and expands as far as the public / political arena.

In this government, a strong independent representative is very much frowned upon, but a Stepford wife lasts for the entire term.

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Wife beater

A person who beats his wife.

"Johnny is a wifebeater"

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wife Poacher

Usually someone close to your wife at work or in a similar situation that is always there for her. This person gets closer and closer to your wife until he breaks up the marriage. From day one he can’t wait to get his cock in her. He appears to have good intentions. But in the end it’s all cheating and deception. He moves into your house and starts fucking your wife. And in the end the husband gets nothing and loses everything in divorce and is broke paying child support.

That fucking spic from Columbia is a wife poacher. He put a ring on her finger before the ink was dry from the divorce papers.

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