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While having intercourse with a woman from behind, the man proceeds to withdraw his penis, from the anus or vagina, and spits on the woman's back. This simulates an ejaculation. The woman, thinking the sex is over, turns around, only to have the man let loose with his semen all over her face.
Haha! You're the bedroom zombie!
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Headcrab Zombies are Zombies from Half-Life and Half-Life 2. In Half-Life, scienctist had been turned into Zombies from the Headcrabs. In Half-Life 2, Zombies are from Citizens, but these Zombies can also throw debris at you. Zombies are usally found in non-combine locations (like Ravenholm).
To kill a Headcrab Zombie, you need to use a .357 Magnum or Shotgun. If you don't have those use your Pistol or SMG. Crowbar is ok with Zombies but you might take some damage. Really you need to aim for the head (where the headcrab is), if you aim for the lower body the Headcrab might survive. Throw debris at Zombies if you want but be careful of the suriving Headcrabs and their Torsos. Headcrab Zombies also come in Torsos. Zombies sometimes have no legs so the torsos crawl around in crouch areas like the Auto-Gun junk yard in HL2: Episode Two.
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Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.
"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"
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Braindead. Acting zombie-like. Mall walker. First known instance Zombie Logic Press. Later applied to computer jargon. An oxymoron as zombies display no logic, only impulse.
A Walmart shopper eating a corndog is displaying zombie logic, or rather a lack of all logic.
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Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.
After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.
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The act of screwing somebody's brains out.
That Zombie sex was so amazing, I've lost all my brain cells.
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A pretty good play about the '50s. It is about a girl named toffee who falls in love with a bad-ass orphan named jonny. But her parents won't let them be together, so jonny commits suicide, so there's cliched your Romeo and Juliet part. But jonny comes back from the dead because of toffee's love for him, and he's a zombie. So the jackass principal won't let jonny come back to school because he used to be dead. And everyone protests about it and some kid calls some magazine, and the guy who writes the story was the principal's ex-bf, surprise, surprise. I won't ruin the ending, but it's some stupid dramatic scandalous thing with the magazine guy. Aside from the cliches though, it's a good play with cool songs.
Is an example really necessary? It's frickin zombie prom.
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