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A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.
We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.
a alarm clock that charges your phone.
I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.
Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss
"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles
A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).
I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.
When you burp before you throw up.
Michelle used her upchuck alarm to guide her to the bathroom before she wretched.
When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!
Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!