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a alarm clock that charges your phone.
I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.
Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
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Code word for a guy who has really strong smelling armpits.
Alarm Arms just pulled up. Let's hope he came to buy some deoderant.
A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).
I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.
When you burp before you throw up.
Michelle used her upchuck alarm to guide her to the bathroom before she wretched.
When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!
Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood
Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm