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party juice
boosts your confidence
man that alcohol made the party lit
The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.
At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.
The only known thing to fix life. A liquid known for its magical abilities to cleanse your sould of all sin. Who needs god when you have Vodka?
"He was a sad gay, so he doused his feelings in alcohol"
a)A brew that helps white people dance.
b)What gets people through the day.
The class of organic compounds with formula R-OH, where R is alkyl group and -OH is hydroxyl group.
Often used as synonym of ethanol, what's not right.
Chad:I DRANK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL!!!
Elisabeth: I hope, that alcohol was a methanol
People who become assholes when they drink.
Kurt's been hitting the bottle, releasing his inner alcohole.
How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.
Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.