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Guy 1: I'm bleeding!
Guy 2: Just type ctrl alt del and you'll be fine
The Alt Boho mom does not fall prey to all suburban soccer mom fads and trends, she's not quite crunchy or granola mom, but yet grows her own veggies, or attempts to...but she's a mom. So the back up is to hit her local farmers market. Her house is decorated with plants, mixed with mid century modern vibe, and taxidermy (in the bug variety). She prepares home-cooked meals, but grub hubs from the neighborhood Indian restaurant, weekly. She follows vaccine schedules but breastfeeds until her baby can ask in a full sentence "May I have a boobie please?" She gives birth at home, or a birthing center and dreams of a water birth. For fun She follows true crime podcasts, and solves cold case murders. She has traded in former activities of live music shows in various basements, for watching NPR Tiny Desk Concerts.
Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.
A conversation between a soccer mom and an alt boho mom sounds like this.
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"
Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."
Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."
She is the best teacher in the world.
Mrs Alt is the best teacher in the world
Es ist ein Stück vom Uluru-Berg, welches abgesegt worden ist und in Laatzen als Australisches Parlament genutzt wird.
Hierbei ist es mir wichtig anzumerken, DASS DER ULURU ALT-Laaten zu ALT-LAATZEN und NICHT zu Laatzen gehört!
Hey hast du den Uluru Alt-Laatzen schon gesehen?
Ja habe ich, zum Glück gehört er Alt-Laatzen und nicht Laatzen
und nicht zu Laatzen weil wir sind die OG´s und sind viel krasser
als die
Da stimme ich dir zu, ES LEBE DER ULURU
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAA
Wolfy Gamer Alt is a Socialize member on discord who is extremely popular and cool. Most people would be confused who he is but Wolfy Gamer Alt is a popular man through out the server. He is well known to his YouTube videos that are extremely funny for some reasons.
man1 : Hey have you heard of Wolfy Gamer Alt?
man2 : Yea I've heard of him he's cool tbh
The most toxic side of the community. People here are sensitive and will try to stir up any type of argument with you even when you are agreeing with them, almost like they have no life outside of TikTok. They have little to no sense of humor and can't seem to understand or take a simple joke. This is like Twitter but on TikTok.
Most are often Societal Narcissists; believing that they are so much more superior and unique just because they are on alt side TikTok and will shit and look down on anyone using anything outside Alt TikTok such as Instagram Reels, straight TikTok, etc. And because they believe their aesthetic is so much better than anyone else's. They are not as united as they will even attack their own people for whatever random reasons, usually boredom.
They usually post stuff with their face staring into the camera with hyper-pop music and text over; usually saying stuff like
"Please tell me that I am not the only one who's FYP is blah blah"
"Why do men? Kill all men!"
"Fighting the urge to blah blah when you blah"
"POV: You can dress well"
Person A: Omg, is he using Instagram reels and not on Alt TikTok?
Person B: wow, imagine using reels.
Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.
"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump