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A place that only exists in the brains of Republicans.
"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of Yesteryear, that only exists in the brains of us Republicans." - Ned Flanders, The Simpsons.
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A phrase that was used on many manuefactured goods that has lost its former glory, and continues to disappear at a rate of 20% every fiscal quarter.
Also something that is part of an elaborate scam that is used to sell Chinese products to the Japanese and any other of the various people that mistakingly think that we are fascinating and that our goods are of superiour quality.
My shoes say "Made in America. If I keep these, their value will double every three years. (even if I wear them)
African person: My Mickey Mouse shirt says "Made in America."
Other African person: *Bang* now its My Mickey Mouse Shirt. America rox!
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A sexual act involving an older woman (henceforth "teacher") and several younger lovers from an impoverished, inner-city community (henceforth "students"). The teacher wears nothing but the U.S. flag draped around her old, wrinkly body. The students wear Catholic school uniforms that expose their private parts and each has an apple in his or her mouth, not dissimilar to a roast pig. The students line up on their hands and knees with their assholes towards the teacher. The teacher inserts pieces of chalk into each student's asshole one-by-one until she can no longer fit any more in. At that point, the teacher uses a yardstick to smack the chalk farther into the anal cavity. During this process, the student must recite the pledge of allegiance.
Me and the boys are going to get together with my girl tonight and have her Teach for America.
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An advanced technique of table hockey, in which a player throws his or her mallet, similar to how Captain America throws his shield, at an unprotected puck lying close to the opposing player's goal. Opinions on the legality of this technique vary: some say the mallet crossing the halfway line is an illegal move, but others contend that while the mallet is in motion, the throwing player's hands do not cross the line.
"Dude, you just Captain America'd that ho!"
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Only the best soccer team in the world.
BOO CHIVAAS!
Club America beat Chivas 2-1!
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Awsome tactical FPS made by the U.S. Army.
Easily the best free game available today, America's Army is based on realism. Despite cries of, "propaganda, propaganda!" (see stupidly long definition at he bottom of the page). Most AA players are in it for fun.... and this it delivers effectively.
It is easy to die in AA, ususally 3 or fewer hits is enough to end your game, and once you're dead, you dont come back until the next round. This forces players to play with their brain and work as a team, much like the real army must do to stay alive in the field.
Weapons are modelled realisticly in looks, sound, and the way they behave. The gunshots are actually recorded from the shooting range, and the reloading animations are accurate to a T.
The most interesting feature of America's Army is the way the teams are set up; there is no "terroists versus U.S.". Instead both teams see themselves and their teammates as US soldiers with US weapons. And will see the enemy as Terrorists with Russian made firearms. The oppsing team will see the exact opposite.
America's Army's graphics are nothing special, but there are no major complaints, as long as you have decent graphics hardware.
"You guys up for Some Amerca's Army tonight?"
"HUA! I just finished downloading America's Army"
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When your engaging in intercourse with a girl, releasing your seamen into the condom, removing the condom and then swinging over your head, striking her in the face and then procaliming "JUSTICE!"
1) Last night was my first Captain America.
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