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Dipping your cigarettes in cocaine
"Man, I just don't get the same buzz of cigarettes that I used to."
"Try adult fun dip. You're addicted anyways."
(offensive):
a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page
b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
(offensive):
a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page
b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
Adulting: When one becomes an adult only too realise they wasted their childhood wishing to become one. This often occurs when one comes to the reality of taxes, work and actual responsibility.
"oh man have you seen Jones?"
"yea bro I think adulting really took a hit on him"
The act of trying to pretend to seem to look like a responsible and sensible, mature person.
Hm, I'll be 38 tommorw. Oh damn, I've been adulting for almost two decades now.
When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married and buys a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic
Person A: "my younger cousin is ahead of me in every major life milestone"
Person B: "holy shit, that dude is adulting hard"
A term used when a person would rather spend most the time sleeping(at home) instead of going out.
p1: hey! wanna hang-out?
p2: nah, i feel like Adulting today.