This is where you may shove ur finger up another persons ass, if ur into that sort of thing.
Matthew: Do you mind if we engage in some anal probing?
Sara: Sure one sec ill bendover.
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The act of putting a deflated football up your rear hole and then inflating it to have a memorable sensation
Yo brad you wanna anal football
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When your taking a shit and it sprays everywhere. A less offensive alternative to "anal holocaust". See anal holocaust.
That poor bastard who walked into the men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal hiroshima.
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Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.
The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.
The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.
When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.
This last observation puzzled Canula.
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A nigger, usually male, who loves to take it from the behind. Anal Niggers will have have anal intercourse with you if you offer them a watermelon or grape juice or fried chicken.
Jamal is such an anal nigger.
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1 n. an incredible urge to have anal sex
2 n. a Tera Patrick movie
Origin: Tera Patrick
That chick has anal fever...she won't be able to shit right for weeks.
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To take two penises in your ass. LikeAnal but more painful. occasional seen in porn. Half of a DVDA....
"Wow check out that slut she's takin a double anal"
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