Rural Dictionary

Marco Andres

A good guy and friend who can sometimes be an asshole. He may also find the easiest of labors as hard work, and can also be racist dumbfuck. However, at the end of the day, he is a very nice person.

Oh look, thats Marco Andres!

by Asshole24 July 18, 2017

A combination so rare that it’d be an honor to be in the presence of them. They have a strong and powerful love that can break the odds. The weakest of minds cannot begin to comprehend how their love works as they look at their love as destined for failure. But this couple is not the ordinary kind. Their setbacks only make them stronger and soon they will rise from the ashes and be crowned king and queen.

Pffft, Bonnie and Clyde? More like Don Andre and Monica Moua

by AndresMyMaster November 24, 2021

Giovanni Andres

He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.

"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"

by Xou Linn February 12, 2023