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anus babies

A person who is either short and chode like, or a person who is extremly tall and gangly

Look at that kid! He's must've been an anus baby!! His mama must've crapped him out a lil' early there yo.

by poodle September 13, 2003

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anus on a stick

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.

Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.

by totalasshat January 29, 2017


Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018


Flamethrower Anus

When your violently shiting and your asshole feels like its on fire.

"HELP I ATE 7 TACO BELL BURITOS AND A WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CASE AND NOW I HAVE FLAMETHROWER ANUS"

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021


hot anus

a hot anus

i love me some hot anus

by hot anus April 19, 2016


Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022


Anus ball

The largest ball of shit/anus.
This person is an anus that has been balled up.

Jimmy: haha you suck!
Bob: Don't be such an Anus Ball

by the silent cuntographer October 19, 2016