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Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.
To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.
To be used in Awkward Situations
"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus
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an awkward silence is often followed by the birth of a retarded baby. in the event of an awkward silence, one often feels compelled to say "a retarded baby was just born," not only to break the awkwardness, but also to remind others of the myriad of awkward silences created by retarded babies, as shown in the example below, in which an imaginary retarded baby creates multiple awkward silences.
sue: "ooohhhhh you're baby's so cute! what's her name?!"
leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--
retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"
sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"
sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"
pat: "oooh awk."
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The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.
Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.
Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?
Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!
Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?
Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O
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An awkward turtle moment so intensely huge and uncomfortable that it is like a tankful of awkward turtles.
Wow my old gym teacher tripping and falling straight into my boobs was a real awkward aquarium.
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this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.
Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"
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Used during an awkward situation as the term awkward turtle is used in. Except, the gesture of an awkward turtle looks more so than an awkward sunfish (the fish with a fin on its head, as well as its belly) laying on its side.
"Hi, I'm John. Its great that you agreed to this date, wait a minute, didnt you used to date my twin brother?"
*Awkward Sunfish*
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when someone puts there index finger over their upper lip and thumb under their chin. (sometimes wiggling the index finger)
it just looks awkward
Girls: *changing in locker room* (not naked)
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*
Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*
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