Random
Source Code

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches March 06, 2018


Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.

I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.

by secksysecks December 24, 2019


Jay axe

A combination of light and darkness. JAY is a person who have great personalities and AXE is a name that mean darkness a thing to hate on.

Jake: Hey! Look at Jay axe! So terrifiying at the same time friendly!!! What a weird combo!

by Mt olo July 23, 2019


Axe

Axe is a amazing man he's sweet ki d amazing and there very rare to come across so treat him well ❤

Dayum I love axe sm!

by Yourmomshotdaddy November 06, 2021


Axe

if you call it an ax,I'll fucking murder you

an axe

by Wowygary October 09, 2019


axe

The kind of thing that every woman has (according to Rosa from Brooklyn 99)

What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?

by abt_03 January 05, 2021


Ax in a Nutshell

Shoving a pole or a broom stick up a womans vagina. Mostly done by another woman.

That was a great way to Ax in a Nutshell!

by The one who made this June 02, 2011